TECHNICAL SEO AUDIT
Age gates that hide the site from Google, slow shops, product pages nobody can index.
GOOGLE AND META WILL NOT RUNYOUR ADS. ORGANIC SEARCH ISWHERE YOUR CUSTOMERS FIND YOU.
Reported in visits to the shop, orders and revenue, not traffic.
What each market allows, what Google flags, and what never goes on a page.
Licensed dispensaries, CBD and hemp brands, shops and growers where it is legal.
Plain monthly numbers. No dashboard homework.
Age gates that hide the site from Google, slow shops, product pages nobody can index.
Top three on the map for dispensary near me and CBD shop near me.
The channel ads cannot reach, built into your main source of customers.
Embedded menus Google cannot read, rebuilt as pages that rank for each product.
Clear guides on products and formats, written without medical claims.
More Google reviews from real customers, and replies that win the next one.
Age verification, local rules and careful wording on every page. No shortcuts.
Product pages and checkout that work on the phone people actually use.
Links from cannabis-friendly press and sites, where most outreach gets refused.
Fast shops and menus, even with hundreds of products and photos.
Guards your rankings against penalties, scrapers and negative SEO.
Traffic dropped after an update. We find out why today, not next quarter.
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Our proposals list all of the following. The engines that we adapt based on your budget and the work that we do with every plan no matter of the budget.
High volume link building inside our own network. It powers a domain up fast and builds relevance for the exact terms you want.
Manual outreach to real sites (with clean profiles and no link farms) with real traffic in your niche.
Stories placed in industry press and mainstream media. At least 7 links from every campaign.
Secondary links behind each placement, so every link passes more authority to you.
We buy established sites in your niche. Which gives an advantage your competitors cannot copy.
Banners on sites your buyers already read, so traffic arrives while organic catches up.
Our own acceleration system. Usually boosts your authority quickly.
Every new client starts on our lowest base fee. It only goes up as the results we deliver grow.
Our in-house designers and developers build websites for cannabis brands, from the first sketch to launch day: a design made for your brand, fast clean code, and pages planned around what your customers search. It looks right, it loads fast, and it is ready to rank the day it goes live.
Local rankings, product pages and careful content, aimed at the adult customer who just searched for a shop near them and is about to choose one of three names on the map.
Because the usual paid channels are closed. Google Ads and Meta ban or heavily restrict cannabis advertising, so the brands that grow are the ones customers find in organic search and on the map. For most cannabis businesses SEO is not one channel among many; it is the main one.
Legal businesses only: licensed dispensaries, CBD and hemp brands, online shops, licensed growers and accessory brands, in the markets where they are allowed to operate. If a business is not legal where it sells, we do not take it on.
Every market has its own rules, so we start from yours. Pages stay behind proper age verification that Google can still crawl, products are described without medical or health claims, and nothing is aimed at minors. Careful wording protects the business and the rankings at the same time.
Embedded menus usually load inside a frame or a script that Google barely reads, so your products belong to the platform, not to your site. We build product and category pages on your own domain that rank on their own and still link to the menu for ordering.
Yes. Most publishers turn down cannabis outreach, so ordinary link building stalls. We work with cannabis-friendly publications and our own network of sites that accept the topic, and every placement is logged in Seoopia so you can see it.
Access to your site, analytics, Search Console and Google Business Profile, your licences and the markets you sell in, your product range and the rules you already follow. That is enough to start. The rest we set up with you.
SEO field notes, growth breakdowns, web strategy, and operator-first ideas from Laid Back Llama®. No fluff. No spam. Just useful moves.
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Actionable ideas to improve visibility, trust, and growth.